PATRICK HASTIE
IS A COMEDIAN WHO LIVES IN BROOKLYN AND MAKES STUFF.
IS A COMEDIAN WHO LIVES IN BROOKLYN AND MAKES STUFF.
I started doing stand-up in Des Moines, Iowa in 2011. In 2013 I moved to Brooklyn and it has all been fame and fortune since. I've done a ton of comedy festivals like Brooklyn Comedy Festival, SF Sketchfest, and the Memphis Comedy Festival. In 2023, I released my first comedy special/album called I WILL FIGHT ALL OF YOU through Four By Three Comedy and Jackknife Comedy Records. I also wrote a solo show called My Grandpa's Grandpa's Dad and performed it at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival to a smattering of praise. My five year plan is to be cool and live forever.
Hi, I'm Kayla the Nanny
Kayla is a nanny in Brooklyn, and today is her first day taking care of married couple Tim and Sarah’s young son Woodrow. Sounds pretty straight forward, right? What could go wrong?
Buzz Me In
Brian forgot his keys after a one-night stand and now needs someone to buzz him into his building.
The Theory of Jack
After suffering a tragic loss, Jack becomes a shut-in and slips into a dark depression. He spends his days drinking and reading about physics online. Jack becomes convinced that it is possible to travel to a parallel universe, where the tragedy never happened. Is this actually possible, or is he just succumbing to the alcoholism and the psychosis?
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